A little collection from the past year or so:
“Don’t eat your tiara, honey.”
“It’s probably not a good idea to put a straw in the cup with the lizard.”
“Stop worrying about whether you’ll get in trouble or not, and tell me the truth: Where is your fish?”
“Your poop is huge and bright green because you’ve been eating too much candy and not enough green vegetables.”
“Yeah, I’m sure the birds are gonna love the way you put the red berries on sticks all along the driveway there.”
“Really, it’s okay. We would never ask you to go upstairs if there was an elephant up there.”
“You can’t “unpromise!” You already got your part of the deal!”
Catch some of your words to kids and share them with us (hit comments button).
Joan T. Warren
Joan T. Warren: Heart to Heart 
You got it. 😉
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Yes…I guess your poop is shaped like a buffalo…
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Ha, at first I didn’t understand what you were talking about. Then (duh) it occurred to me you’ve said that to your kiddo!
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These are great! You might want to pop over herehttp://alanamunroauthor.com/2015/01/15/opportunity-contribute-your-crazy-parenting-experiences-to-my-next-book/?c=34045#comment-34045
Alana’s looking for contributions to feature in a book – parental anecdotes. 🙂
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Sure will, even from a Mimi’s perspective!
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